{"id":322374,"date":"2026-06-24T17:00:06","date_gmt":"2026-06-24T17:00:06","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/healthyhead.dk\/vare\/t-shirt-fuck-hydration-breaks-white-black\/"},"modified":"2026-07-02T07:21:47","modified_gmt":"2026-07-02T07:21:47","slug":"t-shirt-fuck-hydration-breaks","status":"publish","type":"product","link":"https:\/\/healthyhead.dk\/en\/product\/t-shirt-fuck-hydration-breaks\/","title":{"rendered":"T-shirt, Fuck Hydration Breaks"},"content":{"rendered":"","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone wp-image-7519\" src=\"\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/08\/Oeko-tex.svg\" alt=\"OEKO-tex\" width=\"46\" height=\"45\">OEKO-TEX\u00ae-certified high-quality Danish printing without harmful chemicals<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone wp-image-7520\" src=\"\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/08\/Forvasket.svg\" alt=\"Pre-washed\" width=\"46\" height=\"45\">Pre-washed to minimize shrinkage<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone wp-image-7533\" src=\"\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/08\/GOTS-.svg\" alt=\"GOTS\" width=\"46\" height=\"45\">Organic GOTS certified t-shirt<\/p>\n[cg_accordion title=\"Description\" open=\"open\"]<\/p>\n<div class=\"woocommerce-product-details__short-description\">A white T-shirt with black text and the blunt message \u201cFUCK HYDRATION BREAKS.\u201d A humorous statement for those of you who are tired of the game&#8217;s flow being interrupted by artificial pauses, corporate logic, and more commercial control disguised as player-friendly features.<\/div>\n<p>With the 2026 World Cup in the U.S. as a backdrop, the T-shirt points to a trend in which soccer risks becoming more fragmented, more polished, and more commercial. Soccer should be about pace, momentum, and 45 minutes of intensity\u2014not scheduled breaks with extra time for branding.<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><b>Fit:<\/b> Regular fit with 2 cm extra length for longer durability<\/li>\n<li><b>Material:<\/b> 100% GOTS certified organic cotton, 165 g\/m\u00b2<\/li>\n<li><b>Shrinkage:<\/b> The T-shirt is &#8216;pre-washed&#8217; &#8211; therefore shrinks minimally if washing instructions are followed<\/li>\n<li><b>Printing:<\/b> Danish OEKO-tex certified quality printing without risky chemicals<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>[\/cg_accordion]\n[cg_accordion title=\"Washing instructions\"]<\/p>\n<p>We recommend washing at 40 degrees and avoiding tumble drying to protect the environment and prolong the life of the t-shirt.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"wp-image-7353 alignleft\" src=\"\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/08\/Vaskeanvisning-305-t-shirt.svg\" alt=\"Washing instructions-305 t-shirt\" width=\"270\" height=\"54\" srcset=\"https:\/\/healthyhead.dk\/wp-content\/uploads\/Vaskeanvisning-305-t-shirt.svg 150w, https:\/\/healthyhead.dk\/wp-content\/uploads\/Vaskeanvisning-305-t-shirt.svg 300w, https:\/\/healthyhead.dk\/wp-content\/uploads\/Vaskeanvisning-305-t-shirt.svg 768w, https:\/\/healthyhead.dk\/wp-content\/uploads\/Vaskeanvisning-305-t-shirt.svg 1024w, https:\/\/healthyhead.dk\/wp-content\/uploads\/Vaskeanvisning-305-t-shirt.svg 1230w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 270px) 100vw, 270px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>[\/cg_accordion]\n","protected":false},"featured_media":322222,"template":"","meta":{"_acf_changed":false},"product_brand":[],"product_cat":[1367],"product_tag":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-322374","1":"product","2":"type-product","3":"status-publish","4":"has-post-thumbnail","6":"product_cat-fuck-hydration-breaks-en-fan-culture-en-2","7":"pa_size-x-small-en","8":"pa_size-small-en","9":"pa_size-medium-en","10":"pa_size-large-en","11":"pa_size-x-large-en","12":"pa_size-xx-large-en","13":"pa_size-3x-large-en","14":"pa_size-4x-large-en","15":"pa_size-5x-large-en","16":"pa_size-6x-large-en","18":"first","19":"instock","20":"taxable","21":"shipping-taxable","22":"purchasable","23":"product-type-variable"},"acf":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/healthyhead.dk\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/product\/322374","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/healthyhead.dk\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/product"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/healthyhead.dk\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/product"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/healthyhead.dk\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/product\/322374\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":322616,"href":"https:\/\/healthyhead.dk\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/product\/322374\/revisions\/322616"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/healthyhead.dk\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/322222"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/healthyhead.dk\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=322374"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"product_brand","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/healthyhead.dk\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/product_brand?post=322374"},{"taxonomy":"product_cat","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/healthyhead.dk\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/product_cat?post=322374"},{"taxonomy":"product_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/healthyhead.dk\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/product_tag?post=322374"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}